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Ladies: Strap One On and Be a Man!

Dear Ladies, I am the first to admit that, as a man, I have a difficult time understanding your species. Regardless there is one immovable fact that is such rock of knowledge truth that if it were proven untrue (IMPOSSIBLE) it would shake me and every man to his very core.

The fact is this: Women are super jealous of the man’s ability to urinate out his junk while standing perfectly erect! The man does not squat, does not rush for a bathroom. He has a built-in advantage to urination that makes the female green with envy.

But everything is about to change. Which is why I bring to you the greatest possible news that could possibly exist for the urinating woman. Behold the Sani-Fem Freshette Feminine Urinary Director! You’re welcome Ladies! Carry one in your purse, share with your friends, prepare for your world to be blown away! What are you afraid of? Just follow these simple steps: strap one on, keep your legs straight, and pee like a man!  Available at your local REI or online at any respectable e-store.

PS: Don’t forget to shake.

PSS: Don’t forget to put the toilet seat down. You’re wife will nag you to death…wait…

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