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Finally, Drinking From The Toilet is Recommended!

If you don’t already have one of these you are either not dedicated to the world of poo that we live in, are way too proper to be reading this blog, or simply did not know that it existed. In the first of many poo-related gift idea posts that will be flowing into this blog this coming holiday season let me be the first to recommend the following for yourself or that special someone: Why give a loved one flowers when you could give something that truly lasts? Use it to show off your bowel health. Keep your coffee black when you are dropping solid bombs. Add a bunch of cream to yellow things up when the diarrhea is flowing. Float a chunk of bear claw in it just for fun. The possibilities are endless!

  1. HuPhlungPu
    October 11, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    your wife is so freakin’ lucky. quite the romantic.

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