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The Smell of My Poo is Statistically Significant

Some people have stinky poo.  There are no if’s, and’s or butts about it.  Let’s pretend that the average person has what I will call average smelling poo.  Now, based on a standard bell curve, that would mean that 68.2% of us fall within one standard deviation away from the norm.  I will call these people “Average” from now on in this post.  I will call those people who fall within 2 standard deviations (or the next 27.2%) as the “Stinkies.”  We all know a Stinky.  They are the roommate in college that would eliminate any possibility of using the shared bathroom for 10 minutes after they blasted crap.  This is the brother or sister you make fun of incessantly because their poos stink so badly.  Certainly not normal, but there are enough of these people out there to be just comical.  They are the butt of many raunchy jokes in movies and TV.

Then there are what I call the “STANK NASTIES.”  These are the remaining 5% who fall within 3 or more standard deviations away from the mean.  These sick SOB’s have the power to completely evacuate a house through the simple action of taking a crap.  You don’t meet them often, but when you do it is through an experience that literally blows your mind.  Here is a graph to make this clear for you about where each group falls on a normal bell curve.

A friend of mine is a Stank Nasty.  When we were younger I could walk in his house and instantly know if he had taken a dump anywhere in the home in the last hour.  The putrid air would stagnate and hang for hours after his bowel movements.  One night while having a sleepover at another friend’s house, he used the bathroom in the basement.  Hours later as we were upstairs getting a snack, we heard our friend’s father scream from the basement:  “Hey!  Tell XXX (stank nasty) to take a SH*T in his own house!!!” 

His powers are truly awesome and sometimes I get a little jealous that I can’t alter the course of the future simply by taking a shat.  Do you know a 
Stinky?  How about a Stank Nasty?  Maybe you think you are Average but really you are one of them.  Maybe I’M ONE?

  1. ThePapaSquat
    November 15, 2011 at 1:23 am

    I love people who think their own shat doesn’t stink…

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