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One Man’s Stink Is That Same Man’s Glory!

There is some stinky stuff out there.  From the B.O. on that dude on the bus every morning to the sour urine smell that comes from the toilet on a night where you haven’t drunk much water.  Our bodies create all sorts of fantastically amazing odors – some of which simply make the world cringe.  But secretly, we are all proud of and in some sick way, enjoy our own smells.
 
Don’t deny it you liar.  There is no one here on He Shat, She Shat to judge you.  It is a fact of life that we don’t mind our own stink.  We have already touched on this a few times on the blog, through Doogan Howser MD’s “Tricks of the Farting Trade” diagram to my “The Smell of My Poo is Statistically Significant,” but I think it merits more conversation.  The simple fact is that when you think you are sweaty and disgusting, you sniff your pits.  When you rock a nasty fart, you don’t run out of the room but instead stand their beaming with pride.  Even if you get poo finger (a Papa Squat classic!), you sniff it.  And the funny thing is, you don’t mind it at all.  In fact, most of the time you kind of like the smell of your body, even at its darkest hour.  Its only the repulsion of others that keeps us from sharing our stinks more fully with the world.
 
Well, this is one area where I actually agree with society.  Keep your stink to yourself.  As I used to say as a kid, “I Smells My Smells.”  Feel free to sniff, snort, lick, and inhale any of your own bodily odors.  But when your odors infringe in my nasal space – I will give you the stink eye.  And no, that is not just the way my face normally looks.  I’m judging you hard through a glare, and you deserve it.
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