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How Much Does Your Poo Weigh?

You have all experienced the following scenario. You sit down a few hours after the largest meal of your life, only to take the most impressive duke of the century. You want to show everyone you majestic load, filling the toilet to the brim. It’s in that moment that you ask yourself, “how much does that weigh?”

Well, I just got back from a vacation. On this trip I ate like it was the last meal of my life…over and over and over. As the massive pile worked its way through my system, I prepared myself for an awesome session or two in the toilet. But before it happened, I hurried and weighed myself.

Here is the result: according to my before and after weight, my dump weighed 0.5 lbs.  Half a pound?

I kind of thought it would be heavier.

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