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Instructional Video – How to Pee With Morning Wood

In my last post about dingleberries, I discounted the teenager’s ability to truly understand the trial of the dingleberry.  I wanted to make clear that just because teenagers don’t get dingleberries, that doesn’t mean they don’t suffer from any bathroom or genital issues;  On the contrary, teenagers have it rough.  Not only is their body in a constant state of rapid change, but they are navigating a sea of social and physical tribulation when it comes to going to the bathroom.

One of the greatest issues at hand is the appearance of “morning wood”.  This phenomenon pops up out of nowhere (literally).  It’s not like your dad sits you down and says, “he son – one day you are going to wake up and you are just going to have a boner…and that’s that.  Just deal with it.”  No, the man can barely tell you the scientific facts about sex.  So there you are, trying to figure out what in the world is going on with you.

To add insult to injury, you have to figure out how to pee each morning sporting an erection.  To my female readers, this may seem funny…and it is.  But in the moment it is not – it’s a logistical nightmare.  You are trying to get something that is facing up to face down, with limited bendability.  You can lean forward, sit down and lean forward, etc…but it still doesn’t guarantee a successful launch.  The more you force your dong down, the more the urine stream gets kinked.

Well – in the act of googling the subject, I found that there are many useful instructional videos on YouTube that can help you deal.  So watch and learn world – and be plagued no more!

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