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Best April Fools Day Ever

April Fools Day is coming mighty quick (less than a week!).  That means you have approximately five days to come up with your jokes, tricks, etc for all of your family and coworkers.  Let me offer you some great advice – dump your love of AFD all over.  That’s right, leave people a present.  Let me tell you a quick story.

A cousin of mine was a pretty cool kid in school – smart, funny, talented, witty, and handsome.  The perfect high school storm!  Of course that came with haters, particularly those people who were vying for the same attention as he.  One day he realized that a particular kid who was always trying to up him was throwing a huge party at his house, and my cousin had not been invited.  The normal response?  Teenage depressing, self questioning and maybe anger.  My cousin’s response?  I think I’ll take a dump in his house.  And that is what he did.  He walked in to the party, jumped on the white couch, dropped his drawers, squeezed out a log, and calmly walked out with his pride in tact. 

So why don’t you play a joke on someone you loath this April Fools Day by leaving them a dump in a strategic place – the mailbox, car seat, on their newspaper, wrapped in a pretty box, etc.  Nothing says April Fools like a dump!

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