Posts Tagged ‘Facebook’

Tweets On Your Toilet Paper? Genious!

April 13, 2012 1 comment

How could I not post this tish?  New start up, Shitter, can turn your tweets into toilet paper for only $35 a roll!  Okay, that is a hefty price, but sometimes no price is to high for a quality gag gift or novelty item.  One way I could think about using this is giving it as a bye bye gift when you fire that assistant who spends their whole day tweeting.  “This is why I’m firing you, you lazy sack.”

Definitely worth it if you are a big twitter person and want to share the love with everyone else’s butt.  Maybe you could start a Twitter feed where you write everything with the fact that it will be toilet paper in mind!  The ideas are endless!

Shameless Poo Promotion

January 27, 2012 Leave a comment

Hey faithful HSSS friends and all you people who find us by accident! While there are many points of view regarding striking up conversation in the bathroom, there is no question that a blog is all about conversation and dialogue! We created HSSS to give us all an outlet without judgement about our lives in the bathroom, the hilarious and crazy things that happen there, and bowel movements in general!

So speak up and comment to your hearts content! Also, follow us on Facebook or Subscribe to the blog through the links to the right. We promise to keep the content coming.

Bless poo.

He Shat, She Shat

Celebrate Our 50th Post – Like He Shat, She Shat Today!

August 26, 2011 Leave a comment
In celebration of He Shat, She Shat’s 50th post – we are announcing our launch of the He Shat, She Shat Facebook Page!  In today’s world we often don’t have the time to surf blog’s unless we are on the john and have an iPad.  But somehow we all have time to surf through mindless blubber on Facebook.  Now you can get all your He Shat, She Shat crap conveniently from Facebook, check out our blog posts, and like, like, like to your heart’s content!  Spread the word and watch the dialogue grow – you’d be surprised how much everyone relates to the topics we share on this blog and now through our Facebook page.
We look forward to pooping out many more great stories, anecdotes, news and thoughts here on out!  Go to Facebook and search He Shat, She Shat for our page and like it like you are about your soil yourself.
Much love and wipes – The He Shat, She Shat team
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Facebook Kills Productivity? No…Unless It’s On the Toilet.

June 21, 2011 2 comments

There has been endless discussion over the last 5 years around Facebook and its ability to obliterate workplace productivity.  It seems you can’t go more than a week without reading an article like this one from Reuters.

I don’t really get what the big freakin’ deal is.  Who in their right mind gets anything done at their desk?  These articles are missing the key concern.  I bet if you were to poll America’s workforce and ask them where they get their best ideas or where they solve major problems they would say the toilet.  That’s right – the stalls of America are what RUN America.  It’s the only place where one is free from the onslaught of emails, phone calls, office chatter, meetings and so on.  It is a haven where one can sit, dump, and really put his/her mind to work.

But all of that is changing.

Our safe haven of porcelain and tile has been victimized by a digital intrusion that stands to destroy the productivity and inventiveness of America.

That digital disease is the Smart Phone or, alternatively, the tablet PC.  Now when I go to take my dump and think about the task of growing my company’s business, I feel a nagging call from my pocket (not what you are thinking).  Emails, Facebook, Solitaire, ANYTHING is screaming at me to stop thinking and start doing any manner of useless task.  I can’t remember the last time I sat, dumped and spent some time pondering.  Instead I hurry to answer my personal emails or chat with my wife or go my turn on Scrabble.

Honestly, this may be the beginning of the end for America.  With our bathrooms infiltrated by needless waste in the form of binary numbers, we will never come up with the next life changing invention or solution.  Instead we’ll just score 42 points on a triple letter using a Q or a Z – and that is a huge price to pay for the fall of this great nation.