American Engineering Shamed, Sadly, By Aruba…

Papa Squat has been pretty vocal about his hate for Urine Dew.  He even wrote an entire post about this subject.  To remind you, urine dew is similar to morning dew except instead of water its urine and instead of grass its the hair on ones forearms or thighs.  America has shamed us all with its inability to engineer a urinal that eliminates urine dew. 

 

Well, a friend sent me a picture that proves our engineering focus and skills are pitiful when compared to, well, basically anywhere.  He was in Aruba at a Belgian restaurant.  The dude had to take a serious squeege from downing water or Diet Cokes.  So he went into the bathroom and this is what he found:

Amazing.  A gorgeous urinal specifically designed with a convex bulb in the center to direct urine in a way that eliminates urine dew from leaving the protective forces of the porcelain and onto my arms or legs.  He basically claimed it was the greatest invention since the computer or the fountain soda machines you find in a gas station.  Incredible.  But of course he had to leave the country to experience this magic. 

 

America, I thought I could trust you.